howardbamboobs:

Fuck off you’re not serious.

dad is ‘other classmates’ and Woodrush is the local high school and ‘he’ is nick rhodes they were like best bros 

Holy shit how do you know so many people.

  • Your friends cousin or your cousins sister or some shit knows Zayn.
  • Your mum used to bang my co-worker.
  • Your dad was in Duran Duran.

Anything else I should know?

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