December 2011
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Friend: I got an A on my calculus test.
Friend: I got a hot boyfriend.
Friend: I had so much fun partying this weekend.
Me: One time I got four notes on a text post I made.
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Meeting Darren
Me: Will you sign this?
Darren: Sure
Darren: Wait,what is that?
Me: A marriage certificate
Darren: But.. I..
Me: TOO LATE, YOU SIGNED IT
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Have you ever gotten so angry about life that you run off into the rain take off your shirt and turn into a wolf.
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Next thing you know we're going to be forced to...
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