February 2012
4 tags
You know it’s time to go to bed when you’re listening to One Direction’s album Up All Night and relating every single song to Little Numbers.
Dad: So it's a book about kids killing other kids
Me:
Dad: On live television
Me:
Dad: With the whole nation watching
Me:
Dad: And this is what you obsess over?
Me: I don't really see the problem here.
howardbamboobs:
slytherdorks replied to your post: sigh i’ve been waiting for glee to do duran duran…
Fuck off you’re not serious.
dad is ‘other classmates’ and Woodrush is the local high school and ‘he’ is nick rhodes they were like best bros
Holy shit how do you know so many people.
Your friends cousin or your cousins sister or some shit knows Zayn.
Your mum used to bang my co-worker.
...
It’s midnight and the air con in on and it’s so damn cold.
And yet here I am in my underwear sitting on the floor.
If Harry were from Tumblr...
thewisepickle:
Hagrid: Yer a wizard, Harry.
Harry: You’re*
howardbamboobs:
madeline is that a queue or are you alive
I was alive!
I tag my queue with ‘queue’ for future reference.