• Teacher: The door that struggles to open shows Rita's struggle into the world of education.
• Me: IT MEANS THE FUCKING DOOR IS BROKEN.

nicolasiscaged:

[12 year old kid from the 50s who plays baseball voice] why i oughta

thedramaticsneeze:

hoshigumayuugi:

i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early

YOU  PUT THIS IN WORDS

handpickedhappiness:

In my English class we are reading the play Educating Rita by Willy Russell.

I was told that there was a Doctor Who reference in it so I was looking forward to these lines. When I got up to this part in the play I had a little giggle and started imagining a Dalek saying Rita’s lines. 

But it wasn’t until just today when myself and two other students were going back over some things in the play (as we’re the only three to have finished reading it) that I realised ‘I am not a Dalek’

‘I AM NOT A DALEK’

Oswin, freaking, Oswald. 

This play was first published in 1985. God damn it Doctor, you’ve got to stop doing this.

WE’RE STUDYING IT TOO, I WAS FREAKING OUT.

establishedlesbian:

faeriefountain:

electriczebras:

When Glee does things right, they do them E X T R E M E L Y right.

Not a fan of the show but WOW

Oh shit.

starkidobsessed:

Reminder that when Darren started his Instagram account his name was yoiwantmynameback

Got you all excited now
but God knows what you see in her!
Aren’t you all delighted now?

sherlock-has-got-the-blue-box:

On his diet regimen for Star Trek Into Darkness [x]

PREACH 

vengerturtle:

#omg tony’s face #he’s like shit i don’t get it #quick look at him does he get it #okay good he doesn’t get it either #psh i’m a genius of course he doesn’t get it

there’s a time and a place to die but this ain’t it

Do you hear the people sing? Lost in the valley of the night It is the music of a people who are climbing to the light For the wretched of the earth There is a flame that never dies Even the darkest nights will end and the sun will rise